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Do Not Hire Martin Baker
By Josh Shelton
Do not hire Martin Baker. He sucks. He sweats too much, metaphorically and literally. He makes everyone around him look terrible while making them feel great. He will sow seeds of content. Your employees will become gruntled. Your best friend will suddenly be your second-best friend. Your wife will leave you. Then your husband. Your children will call him Papa and you Barry, because they know you’ve never met a Barry you respected.
Martin Baker is a copywriter living in New York City.
Do not hire Martin Baker.
Awards, etc, etc
Recognized 70+ by real award shows and countless times by made-up award shows.
Awards include:
Adage A-List - Tech Application of the Year
Cannes LionS
Clio Awards, including a Grand Clio
One Show Pencils, including “Best of”
the Webbys
D&AD
NY Festivals
Fast Company
The ADDYS
a golf trophy i bought at a garage sale